Finally

One would think that after all the commotion I would have done this a long time ago.

I am not overflowing with conventional wisdom. Thanks to four years of college-preparatory school, I am disenchanted by writing.

So... This appliance is a relationship. This is our first date. Soon we well see if this is a two way street, or if it is a life-sucking giga pet that ought to be flushed.